45 Weird, Interesting or Cool Things You Can Find on Amazon.com

1. 1GB MP4/MP3 USB Wrist Watch with 1.8-Inch OLED Screen
2. Sirius Computer Powered Hand Held Massager
3. Programmable Scrolling LED Sign Hat
4. LED Scrolling T-shirt
5. USB Powered Mini Fridge Can Cooler
6. George W. Bush Countdown: 2008 Day-to-Day Calendar
7. Slingshot Flying Monkey With Scream Sound
8. Sonic Alert SB300 Sonic Boom Loud Vibrating Alarm Clock with Large Display
9. Uranium Ore
10. 4 Bottles Liquid Ass Fart Spray
11. UFO Detector
12. Heinz Spotted Dick Pudding, 10-Ounce Cans (Pack of 6)
13. Inflatable Wife
14. Tee Time Toilet Potty Puter, For that person in your life that takes their time..
15. Fart Pen Real Pen! pull the finger for Fart noise!
16. Gift Box with Fake Poop
17. Boxers Or Briefs?
18. What's Your Poo Telling You?
19. Spiderman Pet Costume, Large
20. The Celebrity Black Book 2008: Over 55,000 Accurate Celebrity Addresses
21. Dr. John's Famous Pee Pee
22. Relaxman Relaxation Capsule
23. Anti-Monkey Butt Powder Anti-Friction Plus Sweat Absorber
24. Butt Face Soap
25. Red Bog Monster Toilet Prank
26. The Hillary Nutcracker
27. Cables Unlimited USB Pole Dancer
28. USB Missile Launcher
29. Gummy Bacon
30. Jesus Adhesive Bandages
31. The Official Butt Crack Calendar 2008
32. Wolf Urine Lure-32 oz
33. Stink Bombs Box of 36 Glass Viles
34. Urine Luck Urine Additive
35. Roswell Soil Sample
36. Astronaut Space Ice Cream Sandwich
37. Artificial Insemination Kit
38. All Aluminum Bleachers (10 Rows)
39. Sprinkler Nipple Extractor
40. Tush Cush Car / Computer Seat Cushion
41. Pet Tornado
42. NHJ Portable Television Watch Wearable 1.5" LCD TV Wristwatch
43. USB Cup Warmer
44. Chewbacca (Star Wars Episode III) Life-Size Standup
45. 30 HP NorTrac Bulldozer and Backhoe